Friday, May 26, 2006

ugly baby

new born babies are really, really (how do i put it in an appropriate and sensitive manner?) not always very pretty. well, some of them are, but some are DEFINITELY not. women at work were gushing over one ugly little customer on someone's desktop. i've never seen such a vision before. ok, i've seen something fairly close when my niece was born, but not quite to this extent. wrinkled skin, weird hair, peach fuzz all over, a distinct six-o clock shadow, malevolent expression and eyes that look like they've seen the world ninety-six times and none of those have been a pleasant experience.
i can put a disclaimer and say they probably grow up to win beauty contests or something, but i can't be bothered. some babies are born extremely ugly. period.